vending machine owners are all too happy for you to buy one thing and walk away. if i was in charge i’d offer combos. get the whole top row for $5. entertainment. press a button and hear my nephew’s beautiful singing voice
elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds
dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council
gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied
